Avenue Q Sentence Starters

renegadememes:

• “The sun is shining. It’s a lovely day.”
• “What do you do with a BA in English?”
• “Four years of college and plenty of knowledge has earned me this useless degree.”
• “The world is a big scary place.”
• “It sucks to be me.”
• “I like romantic things like music and art, and as you know I have a gigantic heart. So, why don’t I have a boyfriend?”
• “He knows lots of ways to make me really upset.”
• “You make that very small apartment we share a hell!”
• “We have lots of bills to pay!”
• “Sorry to bother you, but I’m looking for a place to live.”
• “Oh my god, it’s Gary Coleman!”
• “It sucks to be you.”
• “This is real life.”
• “An afternoon alone with my favorite book: Broadway Musicals of the 1940s.”
• “You’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning.”
• “I think he might’ve thought I was gay.”
• “If you were gay, that’d be okay.”
• “What should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?”
• “I am not gay!”
• “Everyone else has a purpose. So what’s mine?”
• “Could take a week, a month, a year.”
• “I’m gonna find my purpose.”
• “Everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes.”
• “Bigotry has never been exclusively white.”
• “The internet is for porn.”
• “If you wouldn’t mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?”
• “That’s gross! You’re a pervert.”
• “Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they’ll make you a mix tape to give you a clue.”
• “I’ve never gotten such a nice present from a guy.”
• “I’m not wearing underwear today.”
• “I can make you feel special.”
• “You can be as loud as the hell you want when you’re making love.”
• “No one’s ever touched me like this before.”
• “It sure can get lonely at night.”
• “No, I’ll wear the purple shoes. Hm, who painted the kitten?”
• “You look like David Hasselhoff.”