vampiriic:

      ❝first we sleep together, then you offer me
        food, and now you tell me i’m free to stay.
        and yet all within twenty-four hours. cute.❞

    it’s actually all rather amusing, to hear how, in
    a word, desperate jeff seems to keep him here.
    it’s not exactly usual for people to fawn over the
    monster. sex was sex, quick and forgotten about,
    relationships near enough a thing of the past. but
    it always made him smile when people pressed on
    the matter. arms dangle and hands find themselves
    between crossed, covered, legs, head tilted whilst he
    stares at his companion.

                  ❝are you really that lonely, sir?❞

     crrunch–crrunch!!
Jeff wasn’t quite sure how to take that. Was
the guy endeared, or was he being light-
heartedly sarcastic? Jeff shrugged, partially
regretting what he’d said. Was it so bad to
desire some human contact? Jeff had 
enjoyed himself last night–where was the
harm in extending that pleasure? 

     He frowned a bit and set his bowl aside
to self-consciously run a hand through his
hair. “I don’t–I wouldn’t put it that way…”
He shrugged and averted his gaze towards
the wall. After staring for a moment, Jeff 
stood and went back into the kitchen in 
search of a mug.

umbralowe:

       Her brow rose and a light chuckle
left her lips, her eyes fully fixed on him.
“So you don’t make your money
based on your looks?”

     "Nah, my pretty face helps,” he told her
matter-of-factly. Being a bartender, one
relied heavily on tips. “But I meant about
the whole stabbing thing.”

sadxmasochistics

     “Are you new to the area?

                            I might know a couple of places
                               with a lot of people around the area.”

      “Well, yeah–Something like that.”
In actuality, Jeffrey was coming dangerously
close to being caught and/or thrown out of
his apartment building. He hated having to
get up and leave his old home behind, but
it was time for a change, apparently. “I’d
really appreciate it.”

ghouliish:

grammylesslana:

Rule number one of a good killer: Make sure all the evidence is gone. Start with the limbs.

meme

     ”Excuse me for trying to find a fucking
job, all right?” Jeff shoved the other guy
away with a scoff. “Go jack off on your 
own time—Or, better yet,” he realized then,
“at your own place. What the fuck are you
even doing here?”

Avenue Q Sentence Starters

renegadememes:

• “The sun is shining. It’s a lovely day.”
• “What do you do with a BA in English?”
• “Four years of college and plenty of knowledge has earned me this useless degree.”
• “The world is a big scary place.”
• “It sucks to be me.”
• “I like romantic things like music and art, and as you know I have a gigantic heart. So, why don’t I have a boyfriend?”
• “He knows lots of ways to make me really upset.”
• “You make that very small apartment we share a hell!”
• “We have lots of bills to pay!”
• “Sorry to bother you, but I’m looking for a place to live.”
• “Oh my god, it’s Gary Coleman!”
• “It sucks to be you.”
• “This is real life.”
• “An afternoon alone with my favorite book: Broadway Musicals of the 1940s.”
• “You’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning.”
• “I think he might’ve thought I was gay.”
• “If you were gay, that’d be okay.”
• “What should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?”
• “I am not gay!”
• “Everyone else has a purpose. So what’s mine?”
• “Could take a week, a month, a year.”
• “I’m gonna find my purpose.”
• “Everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes.”
• “Bigotry has never been exclusively white.”
• “The internet is for porn.”
• “If you wouldn’t mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?”
• “That’s gross! You’re a pervert.”
• “Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they’ll make you a mix tape to give you a clue.”
• “I’ve never gotten such a nice present from a guy.”
• “I’m not wearing underwear today.”
• “I can make you feel special.”
• “You can be as loud as the hell you want when you’re making love.”
• “No one’s ever touched me like this before.”
• “It sure can get lonely at night.”
• “No, I’ll wear the purple shoes. Hm, who painted the kitten?”
• “You look like David Hasselhoff.”

vampiriic:

    with silence taking it’s hold george takes the
    time to reach down to the floor, grabbing at a
    crumpled shirt, taking it off the ground with a
    few flaps of his hands. a look is given jeffrey’s
    way, before the vampire takes to putting the
    shirt on. fingers tug at fabric, shirt covering
    chest and stomach alike; with george soon
    sitting back, a mere smirk on his face.

         ❝i look forward to it. though i have to say,
           last night? quite enjoyable. gave me the
           best nights sleep in a while, actually.❞ 

     It was a shame to see him cover up his
marvellous physique, but Jeff didn’t say
anything–only sighed a bit as he watched
him yank it over his stomach.

     At his words, however, as the aroma of
coffee filled the modest apartment, Jeff
brightened slightly. “Glad I could help,” he
offered with a smirk of his own. He paused,
setting his spoon down into his milky
breakfast. “You–y'know, you’re welcome
to stay as long as you want.”

hybriistophiliac:

[ SMS ] Hey! Don’t knock vodka, leave it out of this
[ SMS ] Oh yeah, I think I know the one you mean
[ SMS ] Do you wanna meet there or should I come pick you up?

[text] gladly leaving it out
[text] hmm i’ll meet you there

vampiriic:

         ❝i’ve got to watch my figure, you know!❞

  a quick retort, having picked up the off-hand comment.
  now this was a nice change of scenery, waking up to an
  enjoyable environment. george was used to being alone,
  mornings spent brooding, slow and sluggish. cold fingers
  pluck at the duvet, eyes continuously flicking from side to
  before focusing on the bedroom doorway. dare he get up
  himself? naaaah          it’s a lot warmer where he is.

     Jeff scoffed. “Please,” he responded with a shake of
his head that went unseen. He carried his bowl of cereal
back to his room where he sat down at the foot of his bed.
“Coffee’ll be a couple of minutes,” he informed the other
through a mouthful, hunched over the bowl.